Recipe for Disaster Quest

By: Twilight Ray, additions by Data/Loggy

Start Point: Speak to the Cook in Lumbridge Castle
All Quests Required: Cook's Assistant, Fishing Contest, Goblin Diplomacy, Gertrude's Cat, Shadow of the Storm, Big Chompy Bird Hunting, Nature Spirit, Biohazard, The Restless Ghost, Witch's House, Murder Mystery, Monkey Madness, The Lost City, Desert Treasure, must have completed the Legends Quest enough to have access to the jungle, and to have obtained the Ice Gloves from the Hero's Quest
All Skills Required: 70 Cooking, 48 Agility, 20 Firemaking, at least 175 Quest Points, 10 mining, must be able to defeat a variety of high level enemies

Please note that this quest has several subquests; therefore the requirements listed at the top of the page are for that specific part of the quest only. The requirements below are for starting this quest only.

The Beginning

Start Point: Speak to the Cook in Lumbridge Castle
Items Required: A glass of Greenman's ale, A rotten tomato, An Eye of Newt, 2 Lemons, 1 Orange, 1 Pineapple, Ashes, Cocktail Glass, Knife, Cocktail Shaker
Quests Required: Cook's Assistant, 175 Quest Points
Skills Required: Level 10 Cooking

Start this quest by speaking to the Cook in Lumbridge Castle, and ask if he has any more quests for you.

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He tells you that there is an annual banquet tonight, and he wants to recreate the meal his ancestor did years ago. He asks you to get one Eye Of Newt, A 'Dirty Blast,' a rotten tomato, and a glass of greenman's ale. He gives you 100 coins to cover the cost of buying things.

A Dirty Blast is a Gnome Fruit Blast, but with ashes added in at the end. The Fruit Blast has to be fresh however, which means you have to make it yourself. If you already have the ingredients, make it, if not, head to the Tree Gnome Stronghold. Use the full Pinapple, Lemon, and Orange in a Cocktail Shaker you can purchase from the food store. Obtain an empty cocktail glass and use your Cocktail Shaker on it, pouring the liquid in the glass. Use a knife on your second lemon and slice them. Use the lemon slices on your cocktail glass and you will produce a Fruit Blast. After this, obtain any type of ashes and use them on the Fruit Blast to yield a Dirty Blast.

You can purchase a Greenman's Ale in the Yanille tavern; a rotten tomato can be purchased at the Duel Arena; and you can buy an eye of newt from the rune shop in Port Serim.

Once you have all the ingredients, talk to the Cook again to complete the Cook's quest.

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Reward: 1 QP, invitation to an amazing feast.

After this, however, he tells you you must go through into the dining room to see the feast he's prepared. Head through the door to the North. You see a cutscene of multiple people around a dining table eating the food.

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All the people will be seated, then suddenly the "Culinaromancer" comes in and attacks everyone in the room! The Gypsy comes soon after the incident and casts some strange spell to freeze the room. She tells you that each member of the Secret Castle will need a special kind of food to save them.

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At this point, there are 8 sub-quests which you can do in whatever order you choose. You can start each subquest by inspecting one of the frozen guests and getting information from the Gypsy. Each subquest has it's own rewards and requirements and thus having their own pages.

Pirate Pete
Lumbridge Guide
Evil Dave
Sir Amik Varze
Skrach Uglogwee

When you have freed all of the council members, you will have to go on to the final fight:

The Culinaromancer